Dr. Jason Winters
Registered Psychologist
Sex Therapist
Humour Etc.
Via Gizmodo:
Carving pumpkins with scary faces is kids stuff. Carving pumpkins with sexual scenes more explicit than you ever thought possible (for a pumpkin)—that's what mature witches and warlocks do.
For more Porkins, click here.
Or you could DIY it by making your own stencils - probably more fun.
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From Peta Pixel:
“Men-ups!” is a humorous project by photographer Rion Sabean featuring men doing pin-up-style poses. It’s interesting how much more absurd some poses instantly look when they’re being done by men.
See the rest of the photos here.
Source unknown.
Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna get tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding… - Betty White
Rethink Breast Cancer has launched a smartphone app that encourages women to conduct regular breast self-examinations. As part of the launch, they've released a rather humourous new promo:
Let this hot guy show you how to give your breasts some TLC. Download the app for free today. For more info, visit http://www.rethinkbreastcancer.com/yourmanreminder For iPhone: http://goo.gl/fv6c9 For Android: http://goo.gl/K9phF Rethink Breast Cancer presents: Your Man Reminder -- an app that gives you regular reminders to check your breasts from a hot guy of your choice.
Visit their site here.
This is a musical number from the second act of Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life". Please keep in mind the Catholic who is singing the lead does not believe in contraception... and neither do his many, many children, who are singing the backup.
Via the SLOG:
Scarlett has some specific fantasies. Director of Photography: Matt McBrayer Cast: Scarlett Bermingham Jeff Chan Stephanie Hsu Grant O'Brien Special Thanks: Red Productions
There really is something quite wrong with what is happening here.
From the website:
The vaginal scent of a beautiful woman - VULVA Original is NOT a perfume. It is the feminine, erotic, intimate scent for your own smelling pleasure. The NEW scent filled into an exclusive glass phial with a comfortable roll-on applicator with more content of that precious, organic substance.
Our greatest challenge was to preserve the intimate scent without altering the essence thereof. After many year of extensive testing and an especially developed preservation procedure, we have succeeded in capturing the sought-after organic vaginal scent with a long lasting effect.
The phial is shaken gently. Only a tiny amount of the slightly yellow, desirable substance is applied onto the back of the hand...and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head. Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the intimate smell of an irresistible woman.
The website is here (NSFW).
And an ad:
The erotic vaginal scent of a desirable woman Click to smell: http://www.smellmeand.com.
Courtesy of Evolving Bitch.
Another from Modern Mechanix (click images to make larger):
And what about the men who aren't virgins?
I'm trying to imagine the Safe Handling Instructions.
Nine other penises that people eat: link here.
Uploaded by Takata Fuyuhiko on 2010-10-08.
A Reddit used asks:
Men of reddit, how hard is it to control a boner?
And a sample response:
I'm essentially my penis' guidance counselor. I can give it recommendations, and occasionally I'll be able to help it get where it wants to go, but realistically it's going to do what it wants to do.
Read more here.
